Hilariously Bad Stock Photos Miss The Mark Portraying Real Troops

Stock photos are a great resource for a lot of people and organizations who want to convey just the right message, feeling, or image but can’t get a photograph of their own. A story or advertisement about an elementary school, for example, might make use of a great stock image of children having fun while learning in a bright & colorful classroom, rather than having to set up a photo session at a nearby school and get all the necessary permissions and arrangements. When it comes to stock photos of the military, there are, unfortunately, a lot of images that miss the mark.

In fact, they don’t just miss the mark, they miss the whole target and sometimes may not even be at the right shooting range. These poorly executed photos do an injustice to our brave men and women in the military and can sometimes completely misrepresent what our military is and looks like. But, quite frankly, a lot of these stock photos are just so bad at accurately depicting the military that we just have to laugh at them!

Here’s a collection of some of the best bad “military” stock images out there.


6. The confused drone operators

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Let’s start with an easy one here: it’s two men in uniform who are supposed to be drone operators. The facial hair on the man on the right would never be allowed in the Armed Forces. Next there’s the complete lack of any name, rank, or service insignias. Collars up is a mistake as well. Lastly, I hope I’d never see a drone operator look that confused!


5. Boot Camp confusion

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In this stock photo a group of recruits are being yelled at by their drill instructor. Unfortunately, neither the recruits nor the drill instructor are in the U.S. military based on their uniforms (which are different for some unknown reason). There’s also the bad hair cuts that would mean trouble for the life of any recruit. And again we see various types of facial hair from a full beard on the drill instructor to guy who hasn’t shaved in a couple days.


4. There was a sale at the Army surplus store

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This 360 degree stock image of a soldier is just bad all the way around. Let’s start from the bottom and work up. The boots he is wearing (without the pants tucked in) are nowhere close to military issue. Then there’s his actual fatigues, which have a camouflage pattern from some other country. All that gear strapped to him might be nice for carrying lots and lots of stuff, but it is mismatched, out of place, overdone, and just wrong. No name or service insignias are visible. To top it off there’s the headset he forgot to take off from his other job as a telemarketer. The finger on the trigger is a nice way to shoot someone’s foot off too.


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Jacob H. is an award-winning journalist and photojournalist who currently resides is West Michigan with his wife. In his spare time, Jacob enjoys writing, photography, mountain climbing, and camping.